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You better have permission to use whatever photo you’re throwing in here. Do NOT upload photos of minors without a parent or guardian’s consent.

Your photo gets used only to generate your roast. It’s not saved, shared, or used for anything else after your roast is served.

If you upload some weird shit, that’s on you.

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