This month · Tumbler
Caffeinated and Ungovernable
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SAVAGE MERCH
We don’t make polite merch.
Pick a department. Pick a slogan. See the shirt. Printed after you order.
I CAME TO STIR
THE ROAST WIDGET
Get cooked.
The AI that roasts you harder than your group chat. Then put the warning on a shirt.
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